Close Meditations of a Visual Kind

Posed, sort of, as a question for the Flist. It's from spam. I mean, I don't recognise the source address, and it's all in Cyrillic alphabet as well. Using Alta-Vista's Bablefish to translate produces this:

You should move, in this case preserve the personal effect and spend the minimum of forces and nerves. We will solve your task accurately, also, in time. Let us care about your passage from the very beginning For the observance of the conditions of transportation and the safety of your property we bear responsibility! If necessary the dismantling of equipment and his installation at the new place.

So...

Is this an ad, offering to provide me with services?
Is this a horoscope, providing an insight into what might be a course of action soon in my future?
Why am I hearing this in the Ot-tar Vihm's voice?

No, never mind that last. I know why I'm hearing it in Vihm's voice.

Between doing odds and ends here in the office, my motivation to be here today also led me to look through the Google Mail folder where they put the filterd spam. Mind you, I think G-mail does a pretty good job of filtering spam. I'm not sure why they save it for me (and you if you use G-mail). Well, OK, I do know, it's in case something gets filtered that's from someone Real, eh?

At any rate, I enjoy doing this periodically. G-mail shows the subject line in bold, and a bit of the message (first line). Now, I filter on those make mine bigger things too. I'm quite happy with the size of mine, and it's probably more than you needed to know that I've... well if it's more than you needed to know why am I writing it? Anyway. Amusement. I haz it, YMMV.

( The Spam, It Burnsssssss... )


We now return you to your otherwise fruitful day.

I've just been notified that I won the Staats Lottery in the Netherlands, from someone using an e- mail address in the domain Italy, and needing a reply post-haste to provide my bank information to transfer 1,000,000 euros immediately via a Netscape dot com address.

I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm filthy rich.