If Only

Jun. 2nd, 2006 11:51 am
madshutterbug: (c)2009 by Myself (Attitude)
[personal profile] madshutterbug
If only it were this easy! Not very often, but sometimes spam amuses me; usually just the Sender & Subject Line (to make fake poetry). This one, though...

From: "Elmore, Margarito" <uxgejeukr@postmark.net>
To: madshutterbug@wharinnawurldami.net
Subject: Qualification Inquiry
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2006 13:47:11 +0000

Just a Reminder;

Our University Enrollment department has been trying to contact you.
The date for enrolling in our 2 week degree program is ending on
Monday, June 2nd, 2006.

As of now we can only offer you a BA, BSc, or a MA.
If you enroll by the due date then your degree of choice and transcripts
can be sent to you within 2 weeks.

Enrollment Office:
1-206-984-1705



Margarito Elmore
BSc Education
Administration Office

ETA: Trivia bits... that is a West Washington State area code.

wow.

Date: 2006-06-02 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wedschilde.livejournal.com
i'll take two!

Re: wow.

Date: 2006-06-02 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madshutterbug.livejournal.com
Or three! Six would just be greedy, though.

Date: 2006-06-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatfred.livejournal.com
We could get Fred one...

Date: 2006-06-02 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madshutterbug.livejournal.com
Why just Fred? Get all the ot-tarz degrees. Phil "Popper" Aussie, MA (Major Fredindehed).

Date: 2006-06-02 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatfred.livejournal.com
6 degrees of Fred.

Date: 2006-06-02 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madshutterbug.livejournal.com
Proudly Earned at the University of Postmark.

Date: 2006-06-02 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bordercolliebrs.livejournal.com
Are you going to school in Washington, Boss?
Houdini

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