Wazzup?

[madshutterbug]

I logged onto Herself's computer this morning, because she needs her Symantec renewed and, well, that's one of my functions don'tyouknow. It's interesting; it's a 44,000 bps connection, making this a really good connection. Still not good enough for downloading upgrades, though. So we're getting her renewal and upgrade via the Brown Truck.

Quiet day on the Ranch yesterday. I spent it with the BorderCollie Bros, and the horses by re-introducing them to brushing and combing. Not a lot of it, as it is a re-introduction. However, Sage at least is like, hey, I remember that. Stormy, however, is still not quite so sure about me.

And, snagged from a multitute of places (hmm, lessee, wedschilde, fatfred, singingnettle, canuckdesz, amongst others...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Madshutterbug!

1. If you lace madshutterbug from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!


2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat madshutterbug, though it may feel uncomfortable. (unable to speak to the veracity... any witnesses?)


3. Madshutterbug is actually a mammal, not a fish. (absolutely true)


4. Madshutterbug is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!


5. Madshutterbug is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. (true)


6. Madshutterbugomancy is the art of telling the future with madshutterbug. (oh baby!)


7. Madshutterbug has only one weakness - the colour yellow.


8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for madshutterbug is two minutes! (nuhUH!)


9. Madshutterbug is 984 feet tall.


10. Madshutterbug is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.

I am interested in - do tell me about
herhimitthem

Well, off to feed the critters.

Comments

hhhmmm...

[wedschilde.livejournal.com]

maybe it's two minutes in god time?

Re: hhhmmm...

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

Otter time?

Re: hhhmmm...

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Thank you for attempting to assuage my bruised ego. Perhaps if we attend to #1, this may help things last longer?

Re: hhhmmm...

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

*runs away*

Re: hhhmmm...

[wedschilde.livejournal.com]

have you seen how fast otters move? well in water. hhhmmm...variable speeds like a blender?

caution: do not set on puree.

Re: hhhmmm...

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

Oh Baby!
Set me on Vibrate!

FF

[(Anonymous)]

Two minutes of fantastic beats two hours of mediocre with a big stick.
"Un-bruise" that ego!!!

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you A Nony Mouse! (That would be you again, K! Happy New Year! Did you see the fillie? So now there's two mouths to feed *G*)

[marjai.livejournal.com]

The average duration of sexual intercourse for madshutterbug is two minutes! (nuhUH!)

"Two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven..."
If you can find the time and bandwidth to do so, download the HBO special for Flight of the Conchords from the link below. Some of the bits are fall-down-laughing funny.

http://www.figwitlives.net/

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

At home, nowhere near the bandwidth. At work, I checked it out; do I need a login, does the place change the link daily? Couldn't find a link for the file...