It Would Seem

[madshutterbug]

That today I may have entirely too much time available to pursue seemingly fruitless pursuits.

Either that, or these bloody reports are taking much too long to run.

Nicked from micheinnz, and because it really, really, really amused me:

1: (Note, the LJ Cut is automatic, how polite!)

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What does hollys spend the most time doing?

Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main...
um, no, wait, that's what someone else would be doing.
Sewing, sewing, over the bounding seam...
well, it sounds good.
Breathing. Definitely breathing.

In what ways is lilshutterbug smarter than you?

What was that question again?

Can annieguen become invisible at will?

I'm not sure. I haven't seen her in such a long time to ask her.

How many siblings does wicked_wish have?

I haven't the foggiest, so I shall select a random number.

42.

OK, so that wasn't exactly random.

What would ichthyus and fatfred inherit from pdxmarine's will?

A pug and pixiestix. In that order.

jeliza: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?

Is this one multiple, multiple choice, or just multiple choice?

I'm going with Ninja Pirate, arrr.

What would your life be like if you had never met tassie_gal?

Much the same as it is now, considering I've not exactly met tassie_gal, at least in the protoplasmic world.

Is frank hiding under your bed right now?

I doubt it. Neither Houdini nor Mamma Munch allow goats in the house unsupervised.

Is ihgreenman a morning person or a night person?

Yes.

Doesn't itsybitsyguitsy have anything better to do?

Ooooo, tell me what itsybitsyguitsy's doing and I'll know better.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

2:

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What would happen if frank and ripley_the_cat went on a date together?

They would probably meet up with Fred of fatfred, because they are both singly and together some of Fred's favorite kinds of critters.

Trust me, you do not want to know what the three of them did on that date.

What's the biggest difference between betnoir and pdxmarine?

There are several (IMHO) witty, amusing, and otherwise entertaining answers to this question which immediately occured to me.

And nearly simultaniously it occured to me that each and every one of those answers will result in my being punctured by pellets, rent by rapiers, slashed by sabres, and otherwise dismembered and bruised.

I shall sit here and chortle to myself over the answers. I shall not share.

Is singingnettle evil?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil singingnettle

Where did songius go?

Wait one, let me find out.

Yo, songius, where'd you go? songius? songius, you here?

Hey, man, songius isn't here.

How would wicked_wish survive on a desert island?

With great elan.

How many people has chaosloki seduced?

*SPLORF*

How many angels will fit on the head of a pin?

Does itsybitsyguitsy have a funny-shaped head or what?

I would not touch that question with a ten-foot Pole, which means since I am a mere 5'11" I have 4'1" of leeway.

Does tassie_gal spend too much time on LiveJournal?

How does anyone spend time on something which has no existence in the protoplasmic world, and therefor no physical presence, and therefor nothing to support tassie_gal's mass (whatever that may measure out as)?

How many licks would singingpixel take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

singingpixel does not strike me as much of one for participating in pugilism.


OH, you mean licks with a tongue!
42.



What? That's the answer!

Is tinne hiding under your bed right now?

Hmm, I wonder if that's why Houdini and Mamma Munch are so interested in what's under the bed.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

And 3:

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Do you envy misiamanners's job?

No, not at all. After all, she doesn't get paid for it.

Now, misia's job, on the other hand...

Is janetmiles an innie or an outie?

Innie or Outie of what?

I mean, taken the way that wedschilde uses the term, I'm reasonably certain that janetmiles is an innie. To continue that analogue, also that janetmiles prefers outies. However, that is the result of limited direct observation, and I doubt it will affect the outcome of Life, the Universe, Price of Tea In China, and Everything Else.

Does scorched_mirth spend too much time on LiveJournal?

(Since I've already used up the philosophical arguement about virtual vs. protoplasmic existence)

I do not think that miz_hatbox's Honey-Do list allows scorched_mirth sufficient time to spend much of it at all on LiveJournal. Then again, I've never seen miz_hatbox 's Honey-Do list. I will deny everything in a Court of Law.

I know nuthink! I see nuthink!

Have you ever seen itsybitsyguitsy naked?

I know nuthink! I see nuthink!

What would your life be like if you had never met wedschilde?

Significantly boring. I can quite honestly state that I've been significantly not bored since meeting wedschilde, and that I would have less koa in my life as well.

Does joedecker look better with long hair?

Oooooo, that's a tough one.

It's all lilshutterbug's fault, isn't it?

Certainly. Absolutely. Without a doubt, be it reasonable or unreasonable. What year is this? Yes. All of it.

Who would make a better stuffed animal, frank or betnoir?

I refuse to answer this on the grounds (again) that I would be subject to being rent by rapiers, slashed by sabres, and otherwise dismembered and bruised, to all of which I am greatly allergic.

However, I will say that I believe that betnoir is much more cuddly than frank, whether as a stuffed toy or as a protoplasmic entity. Er, that is, of course, if betnoir is a consenting participant.

What do wicked_wish and _benedicte have in common?

I believe that they are both to be found located on the Third Stone from Sol, in one arm of a spiral galaxy known colloquially as the Milky Way.

What does fatfred think of America's involvement in Iraq?

Somebody either A: did waaaaay too many pixie stix, or B: did nowhere near enough pixie stix. Besides, all de cats dig him.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled life.

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most people just think i drive them crazy. i'm a carrier you know.