State of the Employment

[madshutterbug]

Started off briefly in my little corner of the world, doing nursing IT things. Lasted all of about eight minutes.

Now it's oral surgery; busted jaw. Jaw busted by Some Dude. At least it wasn't Coupla Dude.

ETA: That's an old, cynical joke in Emergency Departments and OR's; how'd you *get shot*break your jaw*break your arms (yes, both of them)* ?

I was just sittin' there an Some Dude * Coupla Dudes * Buncha Dudes *

I really, really don't want to meet that Dude family. They sound pretty antisocial.

And today, I gotta admit to myself, I really, really would rather be catching up on the Nursing IT rather than providing patient care. The backlog is just getting deeper.

On the other hand, I really, really enjoy receiving a paycheck.

ETA (13:56 local time): Starting on Side II. Sort of just like an old-fashioned LP vinyl record. Sometimes, I even think the needle is stuck and skipping...

Comments

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

I'd send Fred to give you an otter hug, but he might get bored waiting for you and start chewing on wires.

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Which wires? The one's in the jaw, or the one's on the floor?

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

I can reach de ones on de floor!
Likker-fish! I like de red ones.
Dey make me vibrate!
FF

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

OK, that's cool.

Even you, Fred, wouldn't want the ones in the mouth...

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

Wires in de mouf.
Is dat what dey call de Jaw Harp?
FF

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Nope.

Particularly not in this case.

Kin yu say, six month old salmon?

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

Not wif my mouf full.

FF

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

You go lick someone else after eating six month old salmon, ey!

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

De cats love it!
Oh baby!
FF

paychecks are good....

[wedschilde.livejournal.com]

and yeah, that dude family needs some serious gene pool skimming.

Re: paychecks are good....

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Seriously.