Gank Central

[madshutterbug]

From several people now. Go to google (or the search engine of your choice, I suppose). Type "(your name) is" (with the quotes). See results. Smile. Share at least 10 of them. (I added commentary in parentheses, because I could.)

Thomas is plenty peeved (well, could be)
Thomas is denying reports he had sex with Tom Cruise (Oh, boy howdy YEAH!)
Thomas is America’s Leading Political Columnist! (Huh?)
Thomas is right.
For the moment, Thomas is still searching. (What for, is yet to be determined)
The Gospel of Thomas is extant in three Greek fragments and one Coptic manuscript. (Damn, they found out)
Thomas is an "intellectual", that word just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Thomas is crazy about tech (considering what I do... duh!)
Thomas is widely considered one of the greatest 20th century poets (bows)
Thomas is the "Crown" Jewel for your collection...

Comments

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...collect the whole set...

*snicker snicker snicker*

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

-Susan is an ethical woman and is refusing to cooperate.
-Susan is not only a natural performer, she is also a good songwriter and started writing both music and lyrics at age seventeen. (Editorial note: actually, it was twelve.)
-Susan is the only Certified Tellington Touch practitioner in the state of Indiana.
-Susan is a vibrant, honest and practical person.
-Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily.
-Susan is America.
-Susan is in the final three choices to play Judy Jetson.
-SUSAN is an acronym for Smallest Univalue Segment Assimilating Nucleus.
-Susan is not only beautiful but witty and charming.
-Susan is rumoured to be in a relationship with Lobsang Ludd.

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

I like the way you put it over in your place. *G*

Would I be in trouble if I selectively agreed with some of these?

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Why, how did you know I was an admirable slut?

Don't answer that. ;-)

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Well, that too, but I was actually thinking about beautiful, witty, and charming. Though I was surprised that you are the final three choices to play Judy Jetson.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Judy might be a bit of a stretch, but it wouldn't be at all surprising if I turned up as Jane. Or possibly Astro.

And thanks. :-)

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see you as Astro.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

*Pbbbthth!*

[marjai.livejournal.com]

Susan is rumoured to be in a relationship with Lobsang Ludd.

And therefore will never be late to a party.
lol What a great reference!

[marjai.livejournal.com]

Thomas is denying reports he had sex with Tom Cruise.

Methinks you dost protest too much...

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Last I heard, Tom Cruise had ditched madshutterbug for Lobsang Ludd.

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

They're both Scientologists?

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Denying Deshmying. Even if I did lean that way, he's not my type.