I Don't Exist!

No, really, I obtained proof of this via a website which Skippy sent out to an interesting group of people (most of whom I've probably not met). And, according to this website, there are 0 (zero, nada, zilch) people in My Country Of Residence with my name.

::pokes self::

No, I'm not dreaming...

Check yourself out here. Maybe you don't exist either.