So, Is It Me, or Is It Flexoril?

Every now and again, I (being one who likes to play with words) look at Spam as a raw resource. Today, as I cleaned up the Spam in the In Box (my ISP so politely provides us with an address to forward Spam; I don't think it really helps, but I enjoy forwarding it along), I started capturing the various subject lines, and strung them together as a nonsense poem. Here's the raw data. Have fun editing it.

Subject Lines From Spam

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The first time
USA Smallcap Review elliot bliss
Beautiful russian scrapworks girls...

Soaring microcap moving quickly paranormal inspire
Re: do want my underdog parsnip
Re: illiteracy, Introduce me sometime

Is have do stork
He sleep the anywhere journalism
On have an recitative mover
his drive as notify sleuth

In Appreciation of Quick Wit

OK, so I'm coming in late on the thread. It's still too good to pass up. I know at least three of y'all have seen this, too.

Posted by the_numinous_1 here.

 

I just love quick wit!