Yar! Snarked from CanuckDesz

[madshutterbug]

Tho I be wonderin' just why Snookums keeps comin' up as the chief rival?

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	glass_leopard
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	pdxmarine
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	snookum
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	redlillymodel
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	teiwazlaguz
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	joedecker
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	729
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 66%
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