Taking A Cue

[madshutterbug]

Perusing the Reading List (LJ calls it the Friends List, and in quite a few cases it winds up being so but some are there because they are interesting to read), there are a number of relatively new names. So I shall take a cue from one of my friends who became a friend because of the Reading List and say this.

It's Five Questions Time. Y'all get five shots to ask away. Five questions, five answers. What could be easier?

Management reserves the right to tell you to bloody well sod off if you get too nosy. Management does not say that you can't ask. Participation is entirely voluntary, and neither limited to newcomers nor obligatory. This is not a meme, I'm just taking a cue as a way to get to know folks some more.

Comments

[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

1. Why goats and not sheep?
Because the sign at the feed store said '5 goats free to good home.'

And sheep are actually rather quite a bit more work.

2. Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind bat?
This perhaps matters only to a blind bat, but the nod should produce more sound than the wink, so I shall theorise that a nod is better than a wink to a blind bat, yes.

3. What would you have said if you had a go-over?
Go over where? I mean, I've been to Scenic Southeast Asia (all expenses paid), NZ, Canada, Mexico, the Bahamas. I should like to go over to Ireland, Great Britian, Germany, and portions of the Meditranian Coast.

4. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, is it a duck, or should you duck?
INCOMING!!!

5. Does a dog have buddha nature?
What is the sound of one paw scratching -- A dog is buddha nature.

We now return you to your usual daily programming.