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Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms!
Oh, I'm not going to get ready. There's stuff from the storage container covering every inch of the house and no possibility of getting a finger's worth of help in cleaning it up or cooking, and I'm so annoyed I want to jump out a window.
We used to use that to threaten the cat. Ian would say to her warningly, "Comfy chair!" and she'd scat. The threat of "comfy chair" would be followed, if she didn't stop whatever she was doing, by him picking her up and cuddling her extravagantly while crooning, "Pwecious kitty!" in a sort of Elmer J. Fudd as done by Bigfoot voice, which so disgusted her that it functioned very well as a deterrent.
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But I'm bloody sick again so I'm not sure I care.
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Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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#2) to get ready for Rosh Hashanah
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Blerg.
Just Blerg.
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Yes, I'm feeling grumpy as hell, why do you ask?
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*grumpgrumpgrump*
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L'Shana Tovah
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