I used to be call Swirl because I had this white swirl mark on my nose, but it went away when I grew up, and then the squirrels started throwing acorns at me so I would yell at them and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark so Boss started calling me Squrrel, and my brothers thought it sounded right so they did to, and so now I'm Squrrel.

But I'm only as big as myself.