This is scary

I am doing patient care today. You know, in the OR, sterile field, sterile instruments, that kind of stuff. It is, in fact, brain surgery.


And I keep hearing Fred in here...

Yup

Yup, it's definitely Fred. First case he kept getting in my way. Then the surgeon resident started making snide comments.

I'm amazed at Fred's command of commentary on that fellow's culinary, sanitary, and sexual habits.