Filk

[madshutterbug]

OK, this one means something mostly to other Operating Room people. Still, it's fun (IMOHO), and it is seasonal. And, I will cut to the chase:

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me

12 nurses caring
11 scrubs a scrubbing
10 residents running
9 traumas bleeding
8 kocher's milking
7 cystos scoping
6 lasers lasing
5 Bookwalter Rings
4 call-in days
3 French drains
2 sterile gloves,
And a specimen in a petri.


If you need to ask to understand, I will answer.

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[madshutterbug.livejournal.com]

Ooopsy! Right, it's in the category of "I know what I'm talking about so everybody does..." *sound of head on desk*

It's called milk, because it's white. Doesn't come out of any mammalian creature. Comes from a factory. And because it's called milk, lubricating the instruments is called milking.