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madshutterbug) wrote2004-12-18 11:00 am
madshutterbug) wrote2004-12-18 11:00 am
Filk
OK, this one means something mostly to other Operating Room people. Still, it's fun (IMOHO), and it is seasonal. And, I will cut to the chase:
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me
12 nurses caring
11 scrubs a scrubbing
10 residents running
9 traumas bleeding
8 kocher's milking
7 cystos scoping
6 lasers lasing
5 Bookwalter Rings
4 call-in days
3 French drains
2 sterile gloves,
And a specimen in a petri.
If you need to ask to understand, I will answer.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me
12 nurses caring
11 scrubs a scrubbing
10 residents running
9 traumas bleeding
8 kocher's milking
7 cystos scoping
6 lasers lasing
5 Bookwalter Rings
4 call-in days
3 French drains
2 sterile gloves,
And a specimen in a petri.
If you need to ask to understand, I will answer.
no subject
But. Milk? As a lubricant? Milk, like the stuff that comes out of cows? Doesn't it go sour? And how does it not leave a residue? (I'm not arguing with you, because I know you know what you're talking about, I'm just very, very confused.)