Now This One Makes Me Chuckle...

[madshutterbug]

There's at least three which seem to be... somewhat accurate.

How Will Your Friends Die? by arshus_ney
Username
Will Choke On A Peach	jeliza
Will Be Murdered By A Psycho	ripley_the_cat
Will Be Eaten By Clowns	starcat_jewel
Will Die In The Throes Of Passion	pdxmarine
Will Be Abducted By Aliens	snookum
Will Suffocate In A Corset	teiwazlaguz
Will Be Smushed In A Trash Compactor	misiamanners
Will Be Burned As A Witch	glass_leopard
Will Be Slain By Their Lover	misia
Will Be "Hit" By The Mafia	fatfred
Will Discover Immortality	joedecker
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